We’ve got a situation, we’ve got a mad old fish
He’s got a wild imagination, he’s got a suspect list
Well he treats you with hospitality
To analyse the way that you sip your tea
And before you know it you’re down on the suspect list
He sent an invitation with an RSVP
I sent my note of acceptance, I signed my name A.D. yeah!
Well he studied my letter so carefully
To analyse the way that I write my C’s
And before you know it I’m down on the suspect list
Come on now, come on now
Come and meet the outside
I’m daring you to leave the house
Come on you can do it
You can’t be that stupid
You stare in terror at the outside world
The outside world
I took him over to a hostel, I bought a couple of beers
He said ‘I’m ever so grateful’, but I could see the fear, yeah!
Well he looked down into the glass and said
‘You’ll try to poison me till I drop down dead’
And before you know it I’m down on the suspect list
Come on now, come on now
Come and meet the outside
I’m daring you to leave the house
Come on you can do it
You can’t be that stupid
You stare in terror at the outside world
The outside world